He sees you when he’s training

NWACC - Trail Tech

This year Santa has decided to forgo the sleigh giving the reindeer a break. Years of eggnog, fruit cake, sugar cookies, and that period of time when he was schlepping for a certain soda company had made St. Nick feel like a Bumble with no bounce.

Not the picture of health.
Not the picture of health.

Tired of the “bowl full of jelly” and “Jolly” remarks, Santa decided his best bet to get back in the shape he was in during his Kris Kringle days was to start training, and what better way than to set an example for all the good little girls and boys and train throughout the Christmas deliveries. So forget the NORAD Santa sightings this year. If you want to spot Santa on the way to your house, look for him,

Running
Running
Swimming
Swimming
Climbing
Climbing
Riding
Riding
Showing Off
Showing Off

You might even find him in a local river:

Fleet Feet Little Rock

But whatever you do, don’t leave cookies out for him. These days he’s looking for something like a nutrition bar, recovery drinks, or maybe one of those Honey Stinger Waffles. He’s going to need it.

We hope you and your family are having a wonderful holiday season. We’ll see you on a trail, road, or water soon.

UPDATE!!! Looks like Santa got a couple of the elves to join in on the fun this year.

– From the Arkansas Outside Team.

 

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